Archive - Deez Links

“We have got to stop doodling these dogs!”

I hate doodles.

22 hrs ago

“Stop trying to be an influencer, stop trying to get the same shot as everyone else, and for the love of god, stop making lists!”

I hate the Travel Content Industrial Complex.

Apr 17

“I am the one, in order to avoid being roadkill, who must veer off … and let Monsieur Road Runner pass.”

I hate fast walkers.

Apr 16

“This so-called community will not rescue you from a k-hole.”

I hate clubbing in Brooklyn, raving in general, and electronic dance music of all kinds.

Apr 15

“You can tell from the glitter nails … that her style is genuine, even if it’s genuinely mediocre."

I hate Taylor Swift's outfits.

Apr 12

“The more we wax poetic about the incredible, feminist feat of cinema that was Barbie, the more we are lying to ourselves."

I hate "Barbie."

Apr 11

“It’s like a crushing hangover in a crowded bus terminal, except that everyone insists that you REALLY ought to enjoy yourself”

I hate karaoke.

Apr 10

“In Berlin, I experience icks I never thought possible.”

Apr 9

“Why are you, as a 31-year-old, blaming ‘eclipse season?’”

I hate astrology.

Apr 8

“Unlike the Brits, we are not burdened by centuries of precedent or culture with these people.”

I hate people calling the Kardashians “America’s Royal Family.”

Apr 5

“God, can we hurry up and cancel Miley Cyrus again?”

I hate Miley Cyrus’ schtick.

Apr 4

“Circus behavior, and everybody is monkey, monkey, monkey, clown.”

I hate media parties.

Apr 3

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